Two Sides of Love -“tell her how you feel” is what my friends said -so i picked up the phone -called your house -you answerd -i said “i love you” -and hung up right after -the next day -i told you it was a bet from a friend -it was partly true -but you didnt […]
Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.” Edna: “Well, I’ll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually […]
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Student asks a sage, “What is love?” The sage replied, “in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back. But the rule is: you can go through it only once and cannot turn back to pick.” The student went to the field, going thru first […]
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet… you are like you… and that’s the reason why I love you! I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS. You […]
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in nappies. ********** 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. ********** 3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there. ********** 4. Never […]
Friends can burst into your life as colorful and loud as an explosion of fireworks, But sometimes a friend can creep into your life so peaceful and unassuming that it is not until they have disappeared that you comprehend how intensely you miss them, how you have come to rely on them, how much you […]
HARD-DISK Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Girls: Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her. SCREENSAVER Girls: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access. SERVER […]
True love, you say you love me How could this be true? I’ve only just met you Love takes time to develop It’s not an instant thing You can’t know what love is If you say it this soon Love takes time It develops with trust, patience, caring, understanding You have yet to earn […]