A bishop, a priest, and a deacon, were about to be executed for preaching the Gospel in a foreign land. They bring out the bishop first and the guard shots, “Ready… aim…” and suddenly the bishop yells, “EARTHQUAKE!” When everyone looks around, the bishop runs off. Next they bring out the priest. They guard shouts, […]
Paula and Steve got married. They went to a Hotel for the wedding night. The following morning, Paula’s closest friend came over and asked her how their wedding night went. Paula told her, “I’m just awfully tired, dead tired. All nightlong it was up and down, in and out, up and down, in and out.” […]