Paula and Steve got married. They went to a Hotel for the wedding night.
The following morning, Paula’s closest friend came over and asked her how their wedding night went.
Paula told her, “I’m just awfully tired, dead tired. All nightlong it was up and down, in and out, up and down, in and out.”
Her friend, misunderstanding her, was a bit shocked, that she spoke so crassly.
She clarified by adding, “Don’t ever get a room next to an elevator!”