I was feeling sad and lonely, wondering why I couldn’t find my “one and only”. So I went to my computer and logged on to the net, and there was a message from someone I had never met. The words were gentle, comforting, and warm, so I responded thinking – […]
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress with her b00bs almost hanging out. He couldn’t concentrate on his message to the flock, so he dismissed the service and asked to speak to the woman after everyone […]
A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday morning, he came upon a large crowd gathered by the side of the road. Going by instinct, the lawyer figured that there was some sort of auto collision. He was eager to get to the injured […]
During WW II, a man was arrested in London for calling Winston Churchill a fool. The next day in the House of Commons, the opposition members were ready to roast the government for this. “Are we living in a police state”, they shouted, “where we cannot call the PM a fool”? Churchill’s reply was truly […]
A customer moves away from a bank window, counts his change, and then goes back and says to the cashier, “Hey, you gave me the wrong change!” The cashier said, “Sir, you stepped away from the counter. We don’t make corrections after you leave. There’s nothing I can do about it now. That’s the policy […]
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. Finally, the doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. “Breast-fed,” she replied. “Well! We’ll have to check you […]
A bishop, a priest, and a deacon, were about to be executed for preaching the Gospel in a foreign land. They bring out the bishop first and the guard shots, “Ready… aim…” and suddenly the bishop yells, “EARTHQUAKE!” When everyone looks around, the bishop runs off. Next they bring out the priest. They guard shouts, […]
Paula and Steve got married. They went to a Hotel for the wedding night. The following morning, Paula’s closest friend came over and asked her how their wedding night went. Paula told her, “I’m just awfully tired, dead tired. All nightlong it was up and down, in and out, up and down, in and out.” […]
There are plenty of happy marriages out there and plenty of couples who would never dream of cheating on one another. They are perfectly pleased with the path their relationship is on and they believe the vows they took during their wedding ceremony were meaningful and true. Others may not be happy in their marriages, […]
“Just because we break up, it doesn’t mean we can’t still be friends…” Is this where you’re at right now? Did your ex offer you the olive branch of friendship, right after breaking things off with you? Even more importantly, did you grab onto it? Like most guys and gals in this situation, you probably […]